title:I know i can, Be what i wanna be.
date:Friday, October 10, 2008
When you were a little kid,
Have you ever dreamt of what you gonna be when you grow up?
well i do,
When I was very young,
I thought i was going to be a scientist because it sounded easy
to say 'I want to be a scientist!'
Not to mention that i failed my chemisty since sec 3 and the rest is history.
Then, i grow older and got the chance to play the board-game 'Life!'
It was a life changing game.
I changed my aspiration to be an Accountant, because in this board-game,
I changed my aspiration to be an Accountant, because in this board-game,
they draws the highest salary!
Then, i grow even older, and i visualise that being an Accountant could be quite boring.
So i decided yet again to change my inspiration to be a banker or something. Where u deal
with people more often and have a higher chance of meeting a hot babe.
Money attract Chicks. I ain't sexist.
I'm juz playing. I love pussycat dolls. Dont cha?
Anyway,
Despite all my ambitions, i chose Mechanical Enginnering in university.
That's smart, scientist.
It didn't last long though. And now i have the chance to choose what i really want to study again.
suddenly the thoughts of what i want to be in future comes into my mind again.
And one job, especially after i watched Speed couple of weeks back, really interests me right now.
If you watched Speed before, you could have guessed it by now.
No, not the wounded bus driver.
But, THE SWAT TEAM. ok in Hong Kong, will be THE SDU TEAM. i guess. Special Duties Unit.
although it may sound like some superglue advertisment, special duties. But right now, it really
interests me. Imagine the following picture.
Yup. That could be me. Your future superhero. Saving the cat from the tree.
But of course, I have to be realistic. Is not easy to get into this kinda forces.
So, I gave myself some alternatives...
Like...
ok my bad. Of course teaching could be an alternative.
But my point is which teacher dress like that to school?
I would like to be the principal. 'Come to my office now, Miss Slut.'
I even censored the Bre_sts and As__o__ region to make keep this blog PG rated (:
ok serious stuff aside.
Of course, after getting a degree in the university.
Securing an office job shouldn't be a problem...
But,
i doubt i can endure this kind of routine job.
Unless there are half naked hot babes sitting around me.
and i don't mean the bottom half naked, that will make this blog R-rated.
If none of the above works out,
then i guess i have no choice
but to be
this
sizzling hot
*ps: Those six packs are real.
only they are not mine.
mine is 8.
thank you for your time.
blackandwhite at | 1:29 AM
title:Selective reading.
date:Tuesday, October 07, 2008
I was chatting with my close friend recently. We talked about random stuff like the recent collapse of the stock market and about the chemical Melamine found in milk.
Since the chemical is found in the milk, babies are reverting back to breast feeding.
Poor lucky babies.
So, i ask my close friend that i was chatting with, wat's her view on this incident.
It was a very long and insightful conversation we had, so to keep this blog clean and PG, i decided to present to you guys the summarised main idea of this conversation.
The rest, will be up to you guys imagination. Enjoy.
Me: another poisonious product from China, now the victims are babies. and the worst thing is the babies are reverting back to breast sucking! They are competing with us for those breast-es! So if is you, which one will u choose? Man or Babies?
Miss K: 
Me: hmm. ok. thats quite greedy of you. But let say u can only choose one. Which one will u choose? Don't be greedy this time.
Miss K: 
Miss K: 
Miss K: 
Me: woah. ok. don't get all excited first. I'm a sucker for little cute boys too. erm ok maybe not. But don't you think, Miss k, that it's like playing with fire? with little cute boys?
Miss K: 
Miss K: 
after the long hysterical laughter from Miss k.
I came to a very valuable conclusion.
Breast Feeding are best leave to the little cute ones.
Adults please do not snatch 'them' from 'them'.
That's all folks.
Please do not try to figure out the name of my close friend.
OR ELSE,
no more stories for you all!
I'm just playing Kim. (:
Thank you.
blackandwhite at | 10:51 PM