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Handphone and Lighter.

title:Jin Wei's Bday!
date:Saturday, October 23, 2004

Hey 1st of all, wish u a f**king happy birthday! ... sorry i mean i really happy bday!!! oh ya to u too mohammad. Well it's been a month or two since we last met which is on wiro's bday, haha always lot of craps with u guys. Hope u like the present tt we bought for u last minute haha... Anyhow, finally 18 ha, so call the age to adulthood or adultery haha, juz wanna wish u all the best in eveything u do and find a parthner soon haha.... okie stop crapping, Happy Bday! .... yawn~


blackandwhite at | 2:36 PM

title:20 oct 04
date:Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Ok man something real this time. Man, last time when sch is functioning always wanna skip sch. Now graduated (becoz after graduation day) everyday wanna go back sch to study, even stay until 5pm.. ironic. Well in sch library everyday do maths, f maths, maths, f maths and maths and f maths until damn sian, but is gd la as least i do sth tt i hasn't been doing for the past year. Now at least can do more questions and hopefully can get some good grades in 'A'.

Haiz got the enlistment letter, going tekong on the 7 of jan. Damn cant let me celebrate bday 1st then go in. But on the brighter side, go in got pay, can train six pack, big big biceps n also come out earlier, not bad after all. Actually quite looking forward to it.

Now left wat abt 16 days to the 1st written paper, i'm already thinking abt post A level activities. haha. got prom nite, muz go wild wild wet, go play beach rugby with the J1s at sentosa can c babes (hopefully) woah... i cant wait for the As to be over man. then gonna go back Hk make my IC cuz i'm 18. oh, anyone going hk tell me i bring u all ard... if u want.


blackandwhite at | 11:09 PM

title:Phew.. saved!
date:Sunday, October 10, 2004

It's raining, juz like the way my heart is feeling.
Wat a bad day! Everything is not going my way.
Not going my way, it happens always.
Always hit me when i'm on a high, bring me fall flat right on my face.
Almost hit that dog poo lying adjacent to my face.
Lucky was save by that banana skin lying in the way
Phew! Thank god people are still throwing banana skin on the street nowadays.

Get back on my feet and walk away
Away to meet my friends, dun wanna make them wait all day.
Here i am face to face with a dog right beneath a HDB estate.
Dog again, and it is determine to bite my ass off if i ever take a step again.
Freeze there waiting for it's stupid owner to take it away.
Dare not move, could not stay, all i can do is juz pray.
Lady's luck is on my side once again, a flower pot out of the sky fall right onto it's head.
Knocking it unconscious there goes another escape.
Phew! Thank god people are still throwing litters out of the windows nowadays!

Crap!


blackandwhite at | 12:06 AM

title:Unsatisfactory
date:Friday, October 08, 2004

What is this world coming to be? Bombs dropping in Iraq more often then helps offered to those living in poverty.
Why is everyone becoming less friendly?Back stabbing each other as if this has become a habit.
Where is the love we seen back in the 60s? Pulling through hardships together bring worth to the word friendship.

We have advanced, gained some but lost many. What's lost? Is it lives? Harmony? Or cooperation among countries?
Or is it all of the above as we move into the 21st century?
Someone gotta do something about this before we get stuck into this misery.
Sometimes I wish we can abandon all these technologies and go back in time where there were only Adam n Eve.
But if there is only Adam n Eve and without technology, then how am i suppose to let the whole world read this?

Maybe the situation ain't that bad after all. After all, we are the one who created all these and there gotta be a solution to it.
Example, situations like air pollution, I've got a suggestion, everyone will wear a mask and look like a terrorist.
And those terrorists, in order to find their identities will remove their mask and walk proudly on the street.
And what we gotta do is to shoot everyone of them off the street. Isn't this a good way of eliminating 2 problems in 1 kill?
But ain't this make us no difference from the terrorists? Killing lives as though it is as worthless as a penny?

Okay, no more time for all these shits, gotta go back to my dreadful studies. Damn.



blackandwhite at | 2:15 PM

title:Confession of a baby
date:Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Baby Baby on the crawl, eat that biscuit on the floor...

"What the? you think i'm small, u think i cant talk,
The reason i dont talk is trying to look like a doll,
U say: " so small, so cute come here baby i wanna give u some sweets",
U fat cousin get the F**k away from me,
Dun u dare touch me when i go to sleep,
There u go u touched me that's y i have to scream.
Your family came to visit me,
You came into my room to play with me,
I'm playing with the school bus and u step on it,
What the F**k are u trying to pick a fight with me?
Since u are so BIG and i'm so small,
The smarter choice is to sit there and act a doll,
One day when i grow up u gonna have it all. "







blackandwhite at | 9:28 AM

title:Someday...
date:Sunday, October 03, 2004

October the second one day after children's day i'm tagging
Drag my feet to the books shit i juz feel like sleeping
Got back the prelim results oh man don't tell me that's happening
F F AO wat am i suppose to do now to start passing?
Doing statistics they say is easy but why i ain't scoring?
Physics mechanics curve sketchings double maths physics aint e combi u should be doing
But wat can i do now? all these suffering isnt it a form of toughening?
And toughening isnt it juz an excuse for murdering?
Ok comin back to the point there's abt a month to A level i muz start studying
To repay the faith my love ones gave me durin e times that are hurtin
Ok that's quite emotional i should stop it before someone starts crying....
That's all for today cuz ran out of ideas n dont wanna start bullshitting!






blackandwhite at | 9:15 AM