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Handphone and Lighter.

title:Be kind. Don't rewind.
date:Thursday, March 27, 2008

when i feel delighted. i blog.
when i feel dejected. i blog.
when i feel helpless. i pray.
when i feel foolish. i am.

this is seriously hilarious.

'honk! honk! move along. u'r road hogging.'
take the passenger seats if u dunno how to drive, casuist.

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celebrating the centurial message.
a present awaits.
donut could be the biggest hint.
black is the colour of it.
not your chomg sum.


blackandwhite at | 9:40 PM

title:Work it
date:Wednesday, March 19, 2008

There's a new song in town,
"somebody hit the rack, somebody hit the rack" (:


No wonder people say i'm an ass.


Looking forward to friday's work.
Last day before i take a break for exam.
Implying that exam is near.
Also holidays are near. YAY!!


Well for the one month plus of break. guess i'm gonna miss working. sadly, my form of escape.



There's great ending to the song,
"but the cctv won't play back ):"


blackandwhite at | 12:24 AM

title:hmm
date:Monday, March 17, 2008

deja vu


blackandwhite at | 11:36 PM

title:Mix breed
date:

I'm mix. My dad is Leo, my mum is Scorpio. And i'm capricorn/aquarius.

I received this mail from a friend of mine and below are the extracts from the mail.


CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

love to bust. nice. sassy. intelligent (ahem). sexy (ahem!). grouchy at times and annoying to some. lazy and love to take it easy. but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. proud. understanding and sweet. Irresistible (ahem). loves being in long relationships. great talker. always gets what he or she wants.


AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

trustworthy. attractive (ahem). great kisser (ahem!). one of a kind. loves being in long-term relationships. can be clumbsy at times but tries hard. will take on any project. proud of themselves in whatever they do. messy and unorganized. procrastinators. great lovers, when their not sleeping. extreme thinkers. loves their pets usually more then their familiy. can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. unpredictable. will exceed your expectations. not a Fighter, but will Knock your lights out.




I feel that some of the points are indeed quite true about me, not to mention those with ahem. after reading them i realized why all these years my parent refuse to buy me a dog, is because they read this before and they remembered 'love their pets usually more then their family.' now i know why. anyway one of my friend suggested a pick up line for me 'hi, i'm mix capricorn/aquarius, want to go swimming?'


haha kimberland, u'r funny! (:


blackandwhite at | 6:31 PM

title:Bed-time story
date:Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Emily, 3, said: 'Daddy, will u tell me a story before i go to sleep?'

'Sure sweetheart.'

So Emily's daddy tuck her in, pull the blanket over her and place her favourite teddy bear in her arm. Seated next to her, stroking her hair and begins;

'Long long time ago, there lived a little boy name Rudy. Rudy loves fishing, every weekend when his daddy is not working, he will ask his daddy to bring him to the river near their house to go fishing. Rudy's mum will prepare sandwiches for them to bring along for their fishing trips. Weeks after weeks, months after months, the weekend fishing trip becomes a routine for the father and son, and it also serves as a great bonding session for them. However, Rudy have yet to catch a fish despite so many attempts. Rudy feels that it must be the bait not attractive enough, or his method of fishing is wrong. Well, his perseverance paid off, after months of trying he finally caught his first fish. He brought the fish home and put her inside a bowl and put her on his study desk. But after sometime, he realized the fish is not eating and she look very sad. When Rudy tried to ask her what's wrong, she will just open her mouth and stare blankly at him. So one day, Rudy decided that he should let her go, he should release her back into her own world where she is really happy with...'

At this point, Emily is already sound asleep cuddling the teddy bear in her arm. Emily's dad give her a gentle peck on her forehead and whispered, 'Goodnight sweetheart.'


blackandwhite at | 12:09 AM