Handphone and Lighter.
title:work work work it.
date:Sunday, May 18, 2008
tomorrow is vesak day. A public holiday!
happpy holiday everyone. but i'm working.
i guess there are many people out there are also working on Vesak day, and they must be thinking 'grr, why do i have to work on a public holiday?'
well being a very informative and insightful person, i will tell u why and how Vesak day come about and maybe that will make those are working tomorrow feels better.
Vesak is an annual holiday observed by practicing Buddhists and it is a public holiday in many Asian countries like Cambodia, Sri Lanka, Malaysia, Myanmar, Thailand, Singapore, Vietnam, Indonesian, Hong Kong and Taiwan.
Vesak is sometimes informally called 'Buddha's birthday'.
that's all. thanks to wikipedia to make me sound so intelligent.
so if you are working, and feeling sad because it's a public holiday, just tell yourself basically you are working on someone's birthday instead of a public holiday. in that way, i'm sure you will feel better.
for the past two to three weeks, there ain't much significant events happened in my life cause i've been busy with work. leaving house at 930 in the morning and reach home about 1115 at night and on my off days i just want to really rest and slack. rest and slack also spell as fat.
but anyway, since i've been working lately and neglected at updating my blog. i feel bad for people who read them regularly and goes 'grr, fucker never update'. yes i know i know, many of you are saying that, just that you all are in denial. So i decided i must update it before gonna work for another 3 days.
since the only thing that happened in my life right now is work. what else can i talk about right? as much as i want to talk about something educational like sex and drugs, it's just not appropriate on the eve of Vesak day.
so, i've been cracking my brain to think of the Top 3 coolest jobs in the world. coolest to me at least. and how i rank them are according to the fun factor, job satisfaction it reward you with, and of course ignoring the pay. Cause you know highly paid jobs are usually boring. i'm not saying being an engineer is boring.
let the countdown begin.
coolest job number 3: Male teacher in an all girl school
lets not get kinky here. the only other place where you can be equally happy with all the girls surrounding you are probably in the clubs but then again being an educational and responsible young man, school will be a better place. imparting your knowledge to your students not only in shaping them as who they will be as they grow up but also impressing them with your intelligent. you know how girls like intelligent guys.
of course if i have a textbook like this will be great.

coolest job number 2: Male stripper at a bachelorette's party
not only it's a all girls party. but also you are stripping. and the ladies are screaming!
of course the best part will be when you finished stripping, you look at the ladies and say 'i'll give you all something to scream about later.'
coolest job number 1: handjob and blowjob
yup as you have guessed. the coolest job in the world. hairdresser i meant.
believe me.
blackandwhite at | 9:54 PM