Handphone and Lighter.
title:Tio-man. what about Tio-woman?
date:Sunday, May 04, 2008
yes, i can hear it as the boat is approaching Mersing from Tioman.
the sound keeps getting louder as the coach drove closer to JB from Mersing.
finally, after crossing the custom. i can hear and see them clearly.
yes, hot ladies in heels. woo.
i'm back. woo.
Clear blue sky.
Endless oceanic view.
Natural waterfall.
Exciting marine life.
Hot bikini babes by the beach that checks me out.
well, all but the last one.
the most important one. damn.
despite having all the environment you need to hook up with some girls, Tioman, is missing the babes. i'm definitely not trying to say that there aint any hot babes in programmers. but you know the phrase 'grass on the other sides are greener, babes from the other land are hotter.'
but shockingly disappointing that the only pussies i saw there are cats. and amazingly there ain't any bitches around!
three days in a place where there is no internet access is a torture.
the importance of checking my emails. yup don't think too much.
anyway, since there ain't any chances of me checking my emails so i decided to get some nice tan and just enjoy the peaceful atmosphere there.
but sadly, i'm not tan but red. i love man utd, but i don't really want to be red like them. i'm like a big blushing mushroom now.
let's talk something serious now after spending the previous few minutes typing rubbish.
Tioman is a great place to calm ourselves from our hectic lifestyle, to appreciate what we have and how fortunate we are to have them in our live. so everyone please go and hug your laptop, give a rub on the back of your toilet, and kiss every hot babe you see on the street.
of cuz different people have different definition of a hot babe.
mine would be one with a pair of big eyes,
who can wear a pair of harry potter glasses but still looks hotter than Claire Jedrek,
and still uses the 'sunflower pose' when taking picture in this 21st century.
you guys must be thinking, 'haiz, no more already lah!'
But!
you guys know what is siukee's middle name? it's ---> never disappoint.
i have a picture of someone just like that.

isn't she hot?
kim, i'm afraid after this post, all the guys will kiss you when they see you on the street.
my bad.
blackandwhite at | 10:17 PM