Handphone and Lighter.
title:assballs
date:Friday, May 30, 2008
when you ask someone a question. you expect an answer and you don't question the answer again. that's rude.
and i will label you stupid for doing that.
i encountered four of them today. i shall be creative and name them stupid 1, stupid 2, stupid 3 and stupid 4 respectively.
usually if you encountered one of them a day while working, it's consider unlucky already. to encounter four of them in one day. i must be getting lucky. if you know what i mean.
scene 1: Stupid 1
s1: hello, this in-sole can use for the older version boot? (she's holding a newer model's in-sole)
suki: yea. can. it works both ways.
s1: (gave me a doubting look) sure?
suki: ....
at this very moment. i really want to say. if you don't believe me, why even ask me. but of course being in the retail line. customer always comes first.
really?
of course after she is so confident in doubting me, i started to doubt myself too. so i made an effort to call one of the most experienced staff and to confirm with him and i am right.
so i went back to her..
suki: yes m'am. i just double checked for you. and yes it works for the older version too.
s1: sure?
suki: hmm if you can't screw the studs in. you can go screw yourself. for that, i'm pretty sure it works.
of course i didn't say that to her. if not, i will pretty much out of job till school re-opens. call me hypocrite.
scene 2: Stupid 2
s2: hi, why is the black colour street soccer shoes on discount while the white one with the same design are not on discount?
suki: because the white colour one is a newer colour and the black one is past season item.
s2: serious? are you kidding me?
suki:...
hey dude. do i look like a fucking comedian? why do i want to tell you a joke, so that i can make your pretty girlfriend laugh?
after abit pissed off...
suki: i'm not kidding, it's really a newer colour that is why its not discounted.
s2: really? but i thought i saw it for many months already.
suki: *too irritated to reply so just look at him
s2: ah nvm nvm.
you mean as long as you see the item for many months, it have to be on discount? try telling that to SBS or SMART. i see them everyday too.
scene 3: Stupid 3
s3: excuse me. can i try this shoe?
suki: yea sure, what size can i get for you?
s3: (looking and pointing at his feet) my size.
suki:....
well, technically it's a correct answer. it's your size that i'm getting but please, i need a number damn it!
so i calmed myself down..
suki: err... nvm why not you try the display first then from there i guage for you.
s3: ah.. okok guage..
last but not least,
scene 4: Stupid 4
it was so stupid that i really forgotten about it. but it is along the line of the really? sure? responses.
damn.
this is really a sure way of getting someone irritated.
really?
blackandwhite at | 12:50 AM