i'm super dehydrated tonight. which gave me the inspiration for today's post.



Nope. it have nothing to do with water whatsoever. just that because of the lack of water in my brain, it makes my brain more concentrated. yea if you know what i mean. haha.



i juz discovered a phenomenal.



when i was younger, i am pretty sure and confident with myself that my name is siukee.

but as i grow older, i get more and more confused is that my real name. or should i put it that my friends are the ones getting confused.

usually my name now revolved around two things. one is fucker, the other is a female reproductive organ.

let me just give you a few examples.

at work;

when i arrived at work, our first greeting of the day to one another will be 'hey fucker.'

so no surprise there when some customers in the store mentioned 'fuck', its a natural reaction that my colleagues and i will turn and look at the customer, not becasue he's rude, but because we thought he was calling one of us.


in school;

i'm an average guy, therefore the attendence for school is also average. alot of my friends from the same lecture group seldom get to see me and they must have missed me. once they see me, they must be so overwhelmed with emotion that they will go 'hey fucker, so long never see you already, busy studying ah?'

'hey fucker' - correct
'so long never see you already'- correct
'busy studying ah' - correct

basically its a very correct statment.

the last example is over the phone;

i got this best friend of mine, lets not mention his name joshua.
most of the time he call me, once i pick up the phone, he will go;
'Wa 'female reproductive organ', i tell u ah....'


u see. real names are over-rated.

but actually come to think about it. u only call people u are close to with nicknames and my nicknames are more than just personal, its private sometimes. awww... i just love you guys. but i ain't gay.