men and women both love their respective 'S'.

Yes! you'r right. i'm talking about sex again. partially.

there's no denying fact that men love sex. i have a colleague, let's not mention his name andrew. he proved to me that, men can have sex anytime anywhere of the day.

the other day when we were having a nicotine break during work. a hot lady walked pass:

sk: 'woo. she's hot.' (which actually meant i want to have sex with her.)
andrew replied: 'i juz had sex with her with my eyes.'

That is what i call eyes power.

men just love sex.

but for women, as much as we think they love sex just as we do, we are wrong.


they love Shopping!


'YAY!' half the population just cheered with joy.

you ask a lady which month of the year they like most?
'june' is probably the answer.

is it because it's school holiday? (for some)
No. its GSS!

GSS stands for great singapore sex. sorry i meant sales.



i'm always impress with womens' sense of direction only when it comes to shopping.


'where's topman?' i asked


'oh. walk straight all the way, once you see Giodano turn right, then go further down until you see a fountain and turn right thats where topman is.' female shopper replied.


'woah. so... where's toa payoh?' i asked, expecting an equally detailed answer.


'huh? don't know la. don't ask so much la. go shop la, ask ask ask, you know where's topman meh? hur? hur? hur hur hur!' what a replied by my female shopper friend.


you see. when it comes to shopping. women just know where are having the best deals.

jeans?
come i'll bring you there.

tops?
follow me.

bags?
this way.

shoes?
here.


the confidence you see in them when they are giving direction in the shopping mall make men wonder, 'she must have worked here as security guard. but nvm i still want to have sex with her.'


their love for shopping is same as men's love for sex. based on one common belief - it is never enough.


that's never too many bags for a lady.
that's never too many sex for a man.

that's always room for one more pair of shoes for a lady.
that's always room for one more round of sex for a man.


see the resemblance.




the smile on the ladies face when they are shopping, is the same kind of smile you see on a man's face during the beautiful game - sadly not sex but soccer.


Yes, soccer is men second love. saturdays are never complete until your wife/girlfriend comes home with Le Senza bags in hand and ask you. 'honey, i'm home. did man utd won? want to have hot sex right NOW?'


but in reality the only thing gonna happen to NOW is:


'honey, i'm home and you better get your ass off the sofa NOW and come here and carry the bags for me. my heels are killing me. argh.'



aww. aren't they just lovely.





what about women's second love?

well it also starts with a letter 'S'.



aww. thanks.








p.s: for those beauty contestants reading this, in case you still haven figure out what women's second love is that starts with a 'S'.

well it's siukee.



aww. thanks.