‘让我闪耀，让我闪耀，让我发出光辉将个世界照’

(direct translation)
'let me shine, let me shine, let me emit lightrays to shine on the world'

how inspiring.

you are suppose to sing it in cantonese then you will feel the inspiration.
it was one of my choir song back when i was in primary school that we need to perform.

yes choir.

but since the little siukee. i knew there are alway remixes for songs.
i heard one such version from some fucking seniors that corrupted my innocence from then on.

it goes.

‘让我小便，让我小便，让我发出小便将个世界照’

(direct translation)
'let me pee, let me pee, let me emit pee to shine on the world'

equally inspiring.


this simple line changed my life.
whenever before i pee. i will sing this song to my mum.

just imagine if i'm really urgent.


the reason why i painstakingly typed those chinese lyrics
is because i went swimming this afternoon,

there was this botak chinese boy peeing in the pool!

let give this botak boy a name, say peeing Tom.

I don't blame peeing Tom for peeing in the pool, i mean be honest here. put up your hand if you have pee-ed in the pool before when you were younger.

see what i mean. now i know you all pee-ed in the pool when you were younger.

sick fucks.



anyway, what was so disturbing, was not the colour of his pee, but the expression on his face.

He was laughing really happily to his sister as he pee, and his sister was cheering him on.


exciting hur, sister.

it can only get more exciting.



he noticed that i was looking at him, and he didn't stop laughing. but i did not cheer him on like his sister. i just smiled back at him.

i guess that's the natural polite reaction to anyone who is laughing/smiling at you.


the first thought that came to my mind seeing his expression was,

"poor Tom, god knows how long you have been holding your pee."

the second thought was,

"are you sure you are peeing, Tom?'

men are only so happy when you know, you all should know la my readers, you all are not saints.




but i can come to a conclusion. he was not in choir when he was in primary school.

if not he will be happily shouting

'let me pee, let me pee, let me emit pee to shine on the world'