title:parental guidance not needed
date:Monday, April 07, 2008
Spent alot time doing physics and computing today. while i was doing computing, which involves writing over-elobrated programmes for a simple question. it reminds me of one thing -- women.
before you all call me a sexist let me clarify one thing. i love boobies.
i shall disect point by point on why i compared women to computing.
1st - computing is complicating, so is woman.
what we do in computing is to design a solution to a relatively easy question. The question is a simple one, but to come up with a logical solution to make the programme work, it often requires more than just logics.
isn't that just like women.
2nd - once you get it, they will work for u
in computing, once u can defy yourself with logical thinkings, and surprised yourself with a solution to the question. the dumbass computing will work for you obediently. often requires a few key words and maybe an element or surprise.
i did not mention women.
:X
when i was in junior college. i recalled that during one of the General Paper lectures, my lecturer flashed the following pictures in the lecture hall. and i would like to share it with you guys, if you all haven already seen them.
which lead me to explain to you guys how our everydays' conversation actually meant, both to the male and the female.
'your dress look great.'
girl - girl: this dress make you look uglier than me. ha ha.
boy - girl: i want to have sex with you.
'you'r not fat.'
girl - girl: 'roll eyes'.
boy - girl: i want to have sex with you.
'you'r so hot'
girl - girl: you'r a slut.
boy - girl: i want to have sex with you.
these are just a few examples to get my point across. basically all you need to do is whenever a guy do something nice to a lady, his intention is just 'i want to have sex with you.'
except guys that are born in january. 'hi i'm mix capricorn/aqaurius, wanna go swimming with me?'
lol.
Ladies! next time beware when a guy friend ask you, 'can i borrow a pen from you?'. you should know what's his intention.
that's all for today. time to go and have sex. study i meant.
blackandwhite at | 6:41 PM