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Handphone and Lighter.

title:the important annoucement!
date:Friday, April 04, 2008

my best friend is a shy guy.
more shy than me, that's really shy.
the other day i was at his hall, discussing on the topic to present for one of his module.
basically it's just a 3min prepared speech.
he told me he is going to touch on the wonder of smiles.
and he shared with me a poem relating to smile and i was so impressed that i rated his poem the second best that i've ever heard in my many years of experience in literature, to be exact, sec 1 and sec 2.

before i share it with you guys, he proved one very important point of today's entry. The thesis statement of this post: 'January babies are generally humorous.'

i know i konw. readers out there can't wait to agree more on that.
lets not elobrate on that if not it will be as long as another post. ok i know what you are thinking, just for you, my readers, i'm gonna touch on that for my next post.

back to the poem, my best friend say he came up with this 4 liner poem just to illustrate to his class the amazing power of smile and also to make it a more interesting introduction for his speech. the poem is as followed:


"when i was a juvenile
i saw i man sitting along the aisle
looking sad, i approached him with a smile
turns out he's a pedophile" ~kwl



lol.
my first response, beside laughing out loud, was what the fuck that's gotta do with the wonder of smile? that's not wonderful.. to some maybe. and i told him, your classmates gonna think that 'poor chap, he muz been ass-fucked when he was younger, lets check out his ass while he presents' and at this point i got an inspiration for a part II for his poem, and it goes:


"when i was a juvenile
i get ass-fucked once in a while
all started because of an innocent smile
now i turn out to be a pedophile" ~sk



surprisingly, both of us said the last line together. now you see why we are best friends.

being a shy guy like him, who would have expect him to present this kind of explicit contents to his classmates?
well, he didn't. instead, he chose to present another poem which is less disturbing compared to these two.
in the end, he didn't do as well as i have expected. like i told him, pedophile sells! just look at micheal jackson! ok yuk fon is going to be angry that i poked fun at her childhood idol.
But she's a girl, she's safe.


Guess we all have learnt a very important lesson here today.
Never smile at a man sitting along the aisle, if you are a juvenile reading this.



if you are not a juvenile reading this, and i happened to be the man sitting along the aisle. then i got another important lesson for you.

'hi i'm mix capricorn/aquarius, wanna go swimming?'




lol. i'm super lame.

and thank you for your 10mins to read this important announcement.


blackandwhite at | 10:09 PM