today i received an email from my dearest sister who's working in hongkong as a teacher.


the title of the email : 'hey fucker.'




teacher.



she goes on and mention in the fucker email that:


'So.. before I start, have you been good? I mean.. of course you aren’t. I can see that you are hyper-sexually deprived but who can blame you? Afterall, that’s the only thing that ever occurs in a man’s mind eh?'



only teacher add such beautiful adjective to sexually deprived.



therefore. i have made up my mind! no more sex on my blog. not only people thinks that i'm hyper- sexually deprived, they will think that i'm a shallow person, somemore i read the NEWPAPER.


so today! i will touch on something that concern everyone of us right now.


something that is affecting everyone's daily live worldwide.




yes. the stock market.





ok. i'm done.

moving on. despite my previous attempt on reducing the number of people calling me fucker.

some people just don't learn. let's not try to look at the tagboard and try to find my friend drea. whose real name shall not be disclose as andrea.


and let's not mention my sister email too.




teacher.




you guys better stop it before i do something drastic.

but it's too late. i already did.






















well. it didn't really go well with my surname as you can see. but fortunately, my surname is not Seah.

if not. it's really 'Fucker Seah'.

i'm just playing guys, you know i love you.

recently, my friends are becoming very wary when they talk to me.


they are afraid that they will become the next victim of this blog.





no worry kimberley, i covered up your name in the picture.

i deserve some scolding.

that's all friends. my mum just said.

"hey fucker! Go back to your studies la"





ok she didn't said that but i know she wanted to.

is ok. i still love you mum.