title:i care for you guys.
date:Wednesday, April 09, 2008
few days ago i read an article on the NEWPAPER, i ain't shallow i just don't have the time for STRAITS TIME, that piece of wonderful news could bring a faint smile to all heartbroken ladies out there.
Not implemented in Singapore yet. No worries heartbroken Sg girls, i can bring a faint smile to your face.
Anyway back to the news. click here if you think i'm hot
aww thanks.
and for those minority out there who didn't click on it cause you don't think i'm hot. well, at least i'm nice. nice enough to tell you what the article is about and then maybe you'll think i'm hot.
'Just broke up? Get a day off.'
that's only if you are working for japanese firm hime & company.
they believed that after the break up, ladies wouldn't have the mood to work.
and wouldn't want to show up to work with their puffy eyes due to crying overnight for the jerk.
so the firm is considerate enough to allow the worker to take up to 3-days heartbreak leaves annually to mend her heart. at least the heartbroken will be thinking, 'my company loves me more than my boyfriend.'
what about the men?
well the article did not stat any heartbreak leaves for men, and i didn't bother looking it up on the net cause what will people think when they see a tattoo man surfing the net for 'heartbreak leaves for men'.
but honestly, let me give you this scenario, men.
'taken your medicine? you were on mc yesterday right?' asked boss.
'no boss, i was on heartbreak leave.' man A.
'WaT? Heart the fuck break leave!?' shocked boss.
but if the same scenario but is for a lady.
'taken your medicine? you were on mc yesterday right?' asked boss.
'no boss, i was on heartbreak leave.' woman A.
'aww i see. he must be blind to leave a beautiful girl like you....' on and on and on and on by the boss with only one intention in mind. ' i want to have sex with you.'
so you see. this kind of leaves only applicable to ladies.
BUT no worries men. i have spent some quality time thinking of the possible leaves for the men in future. You never know, one day i might be your boss.
'Just woke up? Get a day off.'
you woke up late for work! struggling between a mc or taxi fare to work and probably some ticking off from your boss. No worry, you have the 'just woke up? get a day off' off.
probably 3-4times annually. Anymore than that, you derseve a tight slap.
'Just screwed up? Get a day off.'
well this applies when you are actually at work already. probably you screwed up some doucment or screwed the boss's secretary. This off is not really your entitlement and you wouldn't want to take this off cause it can delay your promotion from 3months to 1 year, depending on how screwed up you are.
probably once a year will be acceptable.
'Just "stood" up? Get a day off.'
i'm abit shy to type this. you know, i don't really talk about sex and stuff on my blog. But i believed many office guys out there agreed with me that, during the few hours before knock off time, when you are feeling sleepy after the hokkien mee lunch, something will 'stood up'. When you'r sleepy, most likely you are fantasizing the lady across you, or you are fantasizing about the girl you met last night. and it's just a natural reaction. That's when 'Just "stood" up? Get a day off' comes into handy. Just knock on my door in future. tell me you have some out'standing' chores you have to take care, and there you go!
probably once or twice per week. It's a men thing, women just don't get it.
guys, finally, before getting all aroused and wanting to jerk off, just a small request from me
blackandwhite at | 12:33 AM