'For your own safety, please stand behind the yellow line.'






Singaporeans definitely know how to follow rules.

but i can't hold back anymore.






this is really pissing me off.

days when i took train to city hall to go to work.

when i want to alight from the train.

this is what the exact scene.

you guys must be thankful that i don't have a camera.

if not i will surely take a picture of every-fuck-one of ur face.

and give you people a nice nickname before i edit it with paint.



ok.

you all just followed rules right.

'stand behind the yellow line' - checked

'stand behind the yellow line and blocked the fucking door' - checked

'stand behind the yellow line and blocked the fucking door and rush in the moment the door opens' - checked.





i tell myself i shall not tackle everyone who come rushing towards me.

because for one simple reason, they are not holding a rugby ball.



soon, you all will force me to bring them and put it in your hands,

and don't blame me for giving you people a lift tackle.





this really irritate me. you think by rushing in, you will get a seat?

sorry that you have to find out on my blog that, by the time the train reach city hall from boon lay, the seats are all taken.

common sense please.



even if there are seats, those standing in the train already will sit down 1st before you even get your ass in the train and after you got tackled by me. so what's the worth people?





since i'm always full of brilliant ideas, here are my advices to you people.

1. if you are going towards boon lay from city hall and you want a seat. take the train to changi. then bounce back. trust me if you don't have a seat. find me. i'll let you sit on me. only if you are hot. if not you can sit on the person next to me.



2. this idea goes out to SMRT. refer to diagram below













now you all will know how to stand behind the yellow line PROPERLY.




now WHERE'S MY SEAT?